Shel, coauthor of Naked Conversations, wrote with a suggestion to Clip-n-Seal worrisome words and toss them somewhere in the Puget Sound, where an Orca can pick them up and tell them to a seal that’ll give them to an octupus who’ll take them down to the bottom into the wreck of an old logging ship.

That maybe the best-ever suggested use for Clip-n-Seal: to seal up your thoughts for another day in a worry seal. Until then, you can always use Clip-n-Seals in a dental laboratory, while traveling, or in the outdoors, on a camping trip.